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Anyway, the solution is not the creation of counter-institutions but the eradication of education. The real radical proposition is not that there are different and better methods of teaching that will awaken the consciousness and conscience of the youth, but rather that compulsory instruction is violence and education is a violation.
Who Is IOZ?: Emily, I have a confession to make. …
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That science needed to get settled in Congress should have got people’s attention right there that there was something seriously wrong.
Quadrant Online - Sceptics in Wonderland
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I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.
Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
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And when you only give data to friends of yours, and not to people who actually might take a critical look at it, you know what you end up with? A “consensus” …
Willis Eschenbach’s FOI Request « Climate Audit –…
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1842 - Ada Lovelace writes the first program. She is hampered in her efforts by the minor inconvenience that she doesn't have any actual computers to run her code. Enterprise architects will later relearn her techniques in order to program in UML.
One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wro…
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So, losers like me will spend these final days watching this wave rise and crest, noting its velocity, awaiting its crash. For once Obama's sworn in, the wave will become a cesspool of shattered fantasies, feeding resentment not of Obama and his inner-circle, but of those who said all along that "change" was a sham.
Dennis Perrin: Dispatch The Ether Trucks
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Since despite the best wishes of our humanitarian interventionists there is not yet any such thing as prophylaxis in war, I think an elementary fact bears repeating: withdrawal after insertion is precautionarily irrelevant, and your best bet, albeit still a lousy one, is haste.
Who Is IOZ?: Les trois ours
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Probably something like, “My fellow Americans, you’d better break out the hoes and start tilling those half-acre lots.”
Who Is IOZ?: Flight Test
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Israel, then, rather than some kind of Jewish achievement or prophetic triumph, looks to me more like a huge monument to Western anti-Semitism.
Rootless Cosmopolitan - By Tony Karon » Blog Arch…
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Many Americans are beginning to sense that there are cracks in the dam, and the more agitated seem very often to be on the verge of panic, but we are neither the concrete nor the downstream bystanders about to be swallowed up in the flood. We’re the water behind the motherfucker.
Who Is IOZ?: No Controlling Legal Authority
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1921, a specific phrase or sentence which hammers home the point.

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dénouement
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